2nd Rule: Grow a Beard (if it feels right)

Note to self, in order to establish dominance I have to go against the grain.  

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That’s not just advice people; its fact.  Take for instance women and how most of them feel about beards.  I haven’t come across a single woman who enjoys kissing her boyfriend  or husband’s bearded face.  “It’s scratchy,” they say or even worse, “covers his dimples.”  However, if you walk the streets of this great country you’ll be sure to notice happy couples headed by bearded men everywhere.  Those men my friends, do what they want and that beard is their signal to the world that they are in control.  No doubt, to the enjoyment of their lady friend. 

That’s not to say that all men should have beards just to defy the women they sleep with and that men without beard are less for not having them.  Establishing dominance is not about spiking your control over people in their face and doing something you aren’t comfortable with.  Establishing dominance is about living your life by your rules.  And, if from time to time that means forgetting to shave and keeping some dirt on your face then be your own man and forget to shave.      

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Take for instance Jeremiah Johnson.  He didn’t always have a beard.  When Johnson’s feet first settled in the western frontier he was smooth faced.  He also shaved that beard to make Swan, his Indian bride, happy.  However, when it came time to hunt grizzly and get revenge on the Crow tribe that murdered Swan the beard was back.  Jeremiah grew his beard when he felt like it and established dominance over the west no less when he was beardless.  A strong man does what is best when the time calls for it, and women love it.    

Go far pilgrims and do what’s best.  While on your journey…

Eat Meat and Make Noise

Done!

RIP

The First Rule of Establishing Dominace is...

When you talk about Establishing Dominance who can say they are pulling it off more than the maniac responsible for the banner at this establishment.  Don’t get me wrong, if I walked in the doors of this Micky D’s and was propositioned I’d have no choice but to starting pounding someone’s face.  However, the facts are this; whoever is responsible for this advertisement is definitely dominating those within firing radius.  I hope it’s a joke and a bunch of teenage guys are having a little fun.  Even better I’d like to think that Tyler Durden is alive, well, and orchestrating a ploy to rid our great nation of fast food giants and feed lot practices.  I’m thinking the ladder is wishful thinking.  This sign made me laugh out loud and gave me a little hope that good people are out there doing bad things – or even better Establishing Dominance. 

Eat meat (that you kill yourself) and make noise

Done!

Rip        

Adam’s Apples and the Men that Wear Them (Rips View)…

Good thing he starred in the beast, road house and red dawn or I'd have a different opinion of this man

When I think of the Adam ’s Apple I think of who doesn’t, didn’t and won’t have one.  Which pretty much means the woman I married, every chick I have ever French kissed, and 100% of the female associates my son will be fortunate enough to have relations with.  When it comes to some things size does matter.  I don’t believe this to be the case with Laryngeal Prominence.  All a big Adam ’s Apple means is that when talking to people, those listening will be distracted and have trouble maintaining eye contact.  If that’s the case the speaker with the big Adam’s Apple better find a dynamite way of engaging people or go into a field that allows turtle necks to be worn 365 days a year, something I believe is far more socially unacceptable than a huge Adam’s Apple.  In regards to your boys I don’t think you need to worry about protrusions from their neck.  More importantly, your concerns should focus on whether they dazzle themselves up in mommy’s cocktail dresses and heals and put that protrusion on display at your towns hottest drag bar. 

I like you Pow, always have.  I think your boys are swell and unless that Adam’s Apple is paired with a dress and heals I’m not sure it’s anything to worry about.  Now, if you’re worried about vegetarianism and what that might lead to, please don’t get me started. 

Eat meat and make noise

Done!

RIP            

Adams Apples and the Men that wear them...

 

The Adam's Apple - The laryngeal prominence—commonly known as the Adam's Apple—is a feature of the human neck. This lump, or protrusion, is formed by the angle of the thyroid cartilage surrounding the larynx. The term "Adam's Apple" is derived from the forbidden fruit in the Biblical account of the lives of Adam and Eve.

What's the deal with this bone protruding from the neck of a human male?  Some aren't noticeable at all while other seem to reach their destinations ample time before the subject it houses in does.  Does the Adam's Apple have a meaning with regards to the proportion of anything else attached or growing in the male body?  I certainly hope not because mine is quite un-revealing. I have, however, seen certain men with, what looks like, the hunchback of Notre Dame growing in their throats, yet they are clearly in a very anti-hetero-sexual state. Gay...

Do women find this lump appealing?  Do women parade through their single-and-searching lives looking for the man with the biggest lump?  I don't think so, but what do I know...mine is little.  I have two boys and I wonder if they will have big throat bubbles.  Hmmmm....guess we'll see...

That's all I have to say now about these mysterious throat monsters...Got any insight RIP?

Yours Truly?
POW!