2nd Rule: Grow a Beard (if it feels right)

Note to self, in order to establish dominance I have to go against the grain.  

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That’s not just advice people; its fact.  Take for instance women and how most of them feel about beards.  I haven’t come across a single woman who enjoys kissing her boyfriend  or husband’s bearded face.  “It’s scratchy,” they say or even worse, “covers his dimples.”  However, if you walk the streets of this great country you’ll be sure to notice happy couples headed by bearded men everywhere.  Those men my friends, do what they want and that beard is their signal to the world that they are in control.  No doubt, to the enjoyment of their lady friend. 

That’s not to say that all men should have beards just to defy the women they sleep with and that men without beard are less for not having them.  Establishing dominance is not about spiking your control over people in their face and doing something you aren’t comfortable with.  Establishing dominance is about living your life by your rules.  And, if from time to time that means forgetting to shave and keeping some dirt on your face then be your own man and forget to shave.      

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Take for instance Jeremiah Johnson.  He didn’t always have a beard.  When Johnson’s feet first settled in the western frontier he was smooth faced.  He also shaved that beard to make Swan, his Indian bride, happy.  However, when it came time to hunt grizzly and get revenge on the Crow tribe that murdered Swan the beard was back.  Jeremiah grew his beard when he felt like it and established dominance over the west no less when he was beardless.  A strong man does what is best when the time calls for it, and women love it.    

Go far pilgrims and do what’s best.  While on your journey…

Eat Meat and Make Noise

Done!

RIP